The Impertinent Pak Tailor
It’s a joke we are told, having heard that Narendra Modi’s suit was bought for Rs 4.81 crore, Nawaz Sharif got enthused. He went to his tailor, the best in the country and asked him to make a suit for him and write his name on it. The tailor looked at him, bowed low and said, Huzoor Wazir-e-Alam, I will embroider Nawab. Par maaf kariye ga sharif nahin likh paunga. Last heard the tailor was under the protection of Generals who intend to award him for his fair judgement.