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  • Ignorance Is A Bliss

    July 25, 2015 4:20 am Published by Leave your thoughts

    India That Is Bharat IS IT really required of every eminent Nobel Prize-winner winning it for his knowledge of his subject to be equally eminently ignorant of a subject outside his area of study? Satiricus does not know, because he... View Article

  • Grammatical Essence of Secularism

    July 17, 2015 4:35 am Published by Leave your thoughts

    SATIRICUS’s poor knowledge of English includes his poor knowledge of English grammar. He vaguely recalls learning in school that a grammatical sentence usually contains a noun, and at times also an adjective which qualifies the noun in some way, and... View Article

  • A Fabulous Forgery

    July 17, 2015 4:30 am Published by Leave your thoughts

    Satiricus likes to read fiction. That includes Muslim history books where it is written that the Veda is the Indian edition of the Quran. He thought he could not have read a more interesting work of fiction. But apparently he... View Article

  • Educative Educational Aids

    July 11, 2015 10:15 am Published by Leave your thoughts

    India that is Bharat  THE illiterate, uneducated non-Muslim journalist that he is, Satiricus found it quite educative to learn from a recent speech of the PM before a Muslim audience that in Islam education is so important that the Arabic... View Article

  • Polite Words Needed

    June 20, 2015 3:45 pm Published by Leave your thoughts

    INDIA THAT IS BHARAT IT TAKES all sorts to make the world. Some people have dogged determination to get on in life. They do not give up even when they are dog-tired. There are others who are always as busy... View Article

  • The Proud Indian

    June 20, 2015 3:30 pm Published by Leave your thoughts

    INDIA THAT IS BHARAT SATIRICUS is a proud Indian. But how proud an Indian is he? That is the question. Fortunately for him, there is a benchmark that can measure both the amount of Satiricus’s Indianness and the quantity of... View Article

  • Tales Of Lies

    June 5, 2015 10:02 pm Published by Leave your thoughts

    SATIRICUS is not very good at telling lies. He used to think that it is because telling an acceptable lie is too fine an art for a clumsy fellow like him to master. But it now seems that is only... View Article

  • Pristinely Priestly Sin!

    June 5, 2015 10:02 pm Published by Leave your thoughts

    AN AMERICAN woman has gone to court with the demand that it should hold a trial to determine if homosexuality is a sin. She quotes verses from the Bible to show it is, and has demanded that homosexuals appear in... View Article

  • Progressing With The Times

    May 29, 2015 11:08 pm Published by Leave your thoughts

    THE more things change, the more they remain the same. Take, for instance, Gandhiji’s “vendors of Christianity”. Time was when they could sell Christianity for the price of a fistful of rice. So their customers were called “rice Christians”. But... View Article

  • COOKED NEWS

    May 23, 2015 4:48 pm Published by Leave your thoughts

    HERE’S some delicious daily food for thought. It you want to live a long and healthy life, read a newspaper every day, say researchers. Despite having spent a life-time in journalism, Satiricus finds that this news is news to him,... View Article

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