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Categories for Satiricus

  • Sonia The Saviour

    October 8, 2015 7:15 am Published by

    THIS Bachao-ing business is getting too bizarre for this bird-brain. When it began with the clarion call “Sonia Lao, Desh Bachao” it was understandable, because this Desh of ours, this Swa-desh, cannot be saved but by an Italian import. So... View Article

  • Degrees of Muslimness

    September 25, 2015 12:00 am Published by

    SATIRICUS is a Hindu. But is he more Hindu or less Hindu than his Hindu neighbour? He has no idea. Why? Because he is not a Muslim. Had he been a knowledgeable Muslim he would have known that there are... View Article

  • Regressive Belief

    September 25, 2015 12:00 am Published by

    SATIRICUS is familiar with the expression ‘gay pride’, although he cannot imagine why anyone should be proud of being neither male nor female, or even why that anyone should be gay about it instead of glum. But apparently advanced Americans... View Article

  • The Omniscient Board

    September 25, 2015 12:00 am Published by

    WHERE ignorance is bliss, it’s a folly to be wise. So it follows that where secular ignorance is bliss it’s a folly to be Islamically wise—and Quranically correct. Hence, when the Gujarat Government’s Gauseva Board displays a quote from the... View Article

  • Uncivilised Hindus!

    September 21, 2015 12:50 pm Published by

    INDIA THAT IS BHARAT   THERE are some things that, by their very nature, don’t mix. Like fire and water. Like India and Bharat. Like Mulayam Singh and Ram Mandir. So secular Satiricus was shocked to near-death the other day... View Article

  • Hinduism, A Soft Target For Zealots!

    September 18, 2015 7:00 am Published by

    India that is Bharat IT IS in the nature of things that the more they change, the more they remain the same. One of them is secularism. Take, for instance, the prime minister’s motto : “Sab kaSaath, Sab ka Vikaas”.... View Article

  • Intelligent Macaulay- Manasputras

    September 11, 2015 9:50 am Published by

    India that is Bharat SATIRICUS is an Indian. But he is not an intelligent Indian. So it follows that he is also not an Indian intelligent. In fact, he did not even know that while there can be intelligent Indians,... View Article

  • Reasonably Readable Rot

    September 11, 2015 7:35 am Published by

    India that is Bharat   WHY is Satiricus a reasonably successful columnist? Because he writes reasonably readable rot. This means the quantity of his success depends on the quality of his rot. Unfortunately for him this quality can never equal... View Article

  • Human-Animal Alike!

    September 11, 2015 7:30 am Published by

    India that is Bharat ALL are equal before the law. If you break the law, commit a crime, the police come and get you. And this is what they did recently in a town in Germany. A woman walking by... View Article

  • Stress Buster Cats

    September 4, 2015 5:15 am Published by

    India that is Bharat SATIRICUS has been repeatedly writing that the world is going to the dogs, but lately he has begun to wonder…. Why to the dogs alone? Why not to the cats as well? After all, dogs and... View Article