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Categories for Satiricus

  • Unethical Monotheism

    November 5, 2015 10:00 am Published by

    ALL Hindus are halfwits.Satiricus is a Hindu. Therefore Satiricus is ahalfwit. So says the secular syllogism. It therefore goes without saying that although Satiricus knows he is a Hindu, he does not know if being Hindu is right or wrong.... View Article

  • More Ads, Less News

    November 5, 2015 9:45 am Published by

    SATIRICUS is a journalist. So his English is professionally poor. But it is not so poor that he wouldn’t know the meaning of a simple word like “front” in the “front page” of a newspaper. Atleast so he thought. But... View Article

  • The Truth About Lying

    November 5, 2015 9:30 am Published by

    SATIRICUS is generally a truthful person. He is no good at telling lies, and easily gets caught. So he thought his truthfulness was a congenital defect. But now the scientific truth about telling untruths has been revealed by researchers of... View Article

  • Rahul The Magician

    October 23, 2015 10:30 am Published by

    THE entertaining magician that Rahul Gandhi is, he has again presented an enjoyable mystery wrapped in a riddle encased in an enigma. One fine day he just vanished into thin air. It was a Paisa-Vasool show that Satiricus enjoyed. But,... View Article

  • Question Of Faith

    October 23, 2015 10:15 am Published by

    AGAIN and again Satiricus comes back to the basic reason why he is a Hindu. It is that he is too much of a retard to be either a Christian or a Muslim. Take Obama. Is he a Christian, or... View Article

  • Intelligent Cuss Of India

    October 23, 2015 10:00 am Published by

    SATIRICUS has known all along that he is not intelligent, but he learnt only lately that he is also not an intelligent. What is an intelligent? It is a tribe whose tribals know everything about everything—except that trifle called truth.... View Article

  • Damnable Downfall

    October 17, 2015 9:10 am Published by

    THIS religion business is causing confusion worse confounded in what passes for the brain of this secular simpleton. Take Raul Baba. Son of a Christian mom, he first distinguished himself as a devotee of holy secularism by damning everything Hindu... View Article

  • Hi-fi of Arab Muslims

    October 17, 2015 9:00 am Published by

    FROM Rahul to Rehman, the communal conundrum continues. Even soft-brained Satiricus knows that the son of a Hindu mother and a Muslim father becomes a Muslim, but why did the son of a Muslim mother and a Hindu father have... View Article

  • Mechanical Monstrosity

    October 17, 2015 8:45 am Published by

    COLUMNIST Satiricus was in a blue funk. He hoped the editor was too busy to have read that nasty piece of news which Satiricus read the other day. It is that automatic journalism is on the way. For the Chinese... View Article

  • Hail Secular Writers of History!

    October 8, 2015 7:20 am Published by

    WHAT are the differences between makers of history and writers of history? Simple. Makers of history do not write history, but writers of history can (and do) make history the way they want to write it. And that, of course,... View Article