Bow To Thee!
India that is Bharat
SATIRICUS is impressed to see that the learned thesis of the President of the Congress has been more or less supported by the Vice-President of India. For while the Congress President has said that this country, far from being a Hindu nation, is a conglomeration of SCs, STs, OBCs and all other Roman alphabets, our Vice-President recently told the History Congress that far from being a homogeneous nation this country, according to the anthropologists, is a mass of 4635 communities. Oh my! Satiricus was always weak in numbers, so he cannot say how the anthropologists could figure out this figure. But he recalls some western anthropologists discovering that 2000 years ago the Brits were cannibals! Does that mean today’s British breakfast includes fish and chips and dead humans? Satiricus does not know, for he was served the national breakfast of only fish and chips during a week’s visit to England years ago. Maybe at that time dead bodies were in short supply.